What tha...?

I just do not get it girls... Men think we are the crazy ones... Ok, so I met this guy, and he was "PERFECT", really! I could not find anything wrong with him, but he had a "slow metabolism for relationships", hey ok... After this I think I have a bulimic metabolism for them.

So, meet a guy...

Gorgeous, successful, amazing, charming, gorgeous, sweet, thoughtful, gentle, did I mention GORGEOUS?!? We spend the first 4 days/nights talking and enjoying one anothers' company, and then take a few days... ok no biggie, so our busy schedules seem to miss each other, then mis-understanding, and then we all know what happens next... BLG DRUNK DIALED!!!!! I know! RIDICULOUS!!! But, I did. Several times too...

PATHETIC!!!!!!

He never spoke to me again... At least not to date. I did not mean to creep him out... You know how I can be... I get nervous when I really like someone, and act crazy for a spell... But, NOPE!!! No interest in knowing that I am not really crazy. I am great as long as we are only friends, but if there is any "romantic" interest I am like a guy... I tuck tail and run... Well, I turn on the whew-hoo, and run them off... This was the record! 4 days, technically 8 before he ran, but I still am not sure what I did outside of drunk dial.

Lend some advice fellas... Shump?Marcie?Lips?

I do not know why I try to run off the great ones, and always seem to keep the assholes around, but I think I need to give up trying. I think I am better suited to be the old cranky cat lady.... :(

Ok then, pity-party over... Maybe he will realize I am a nice person and we can be friends like the rest of us. Do you think it is rude to ask for STD tests before considering doing laundry? I thought it was fine... did this do it? Oh well, not changing that rule... hmmmmm.

Back to work...

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