Notorious BLG

Monday, October 16, 2006

Whew!!!!


You know you are getting old when your hangover lasts 48 hours or more. What happened to the Good 'ol Days when you could drink your pals under the table, and it was still considered to be an honor... Now if you try it, your pals will be dragging you by your hair from under the table.

Halloween 'tis the beginning of the holiday season... so let it begin.

Apparently, as the story goes Mark Anthony was killed in a terrible battle and left Cleopatra with a man in a hula skirt...Some stories are worth telling, and some are worth SO MUCH MORE!!!! BLACKMAIL!!!!! LOL!!!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Disappearance

I guess it has been too long since the last post, but there is definitely some action on the mopes site (http://4mopes.blogspot.com). I guess BLG has a new story now... LOL! Let me tell my rendition of the story...
The mopes and I go to this awesome show on Sat. night, where we are crammed into a tiny little place with 75 other people to enjoy some of the best tunes I have ever heard, and I am seated between none other than Lips (the SEXY Mexican), and Das Enuf', but of course not too far away is Pillowpants (or Nicole-whichever you prefer) who had a new friend next to him that thought he would enjoy the caress of his manly foot upon his... Yeah, not so much... or did he? He became so flustered that he spilled his wine on the bamboo floor. Good job Nicole, you may have just started a new trend of wine stained jeans... Meanwhile, Das Enuf' who happened to be the keeper of the beer, passed Lips a beer... BLG was simply caught in the middle passing beer back and forth between Lips and Enuf and was simply framed for the disappearance of the 18 pack of the delicious, icy cold Miller Lite that sat so gingerly in the iced cooler...
Lips and Das Enuf must have consumed the majority of those beers, and thought... who can be the patsy... NO-NO-Notorious! The chant got louder and louder... "Get your spin on..." coming from one side, and "that's 8" coming from the other... the sound of the pounding, haunting, and otherwise amusing...NO-NO-Notorious! This is the same chant heard in the depths of the local pub when the mopes gather to partake in the frosty delight. Deuce seems to use as much if not sometimes more enthusiasm and emphasis than the other mopes, but that is a story for another day...
So, the jury is still out but I can not tell a lie- I am INNOCENT!!! I mean... who me?!?!
Look for more grueling adventures of the mopes and BLG after the haunted festivities that October beholds.
Also, a special shout out to Shumpy for getting my back with the Kung-Fu advertisement (http://kungfugripzine.com/reading_kung-fu_grip3.gif)... I guess Lips is right after all.... Captain Buzzkill has done it again, and possessed Shumpy!!!
Lips- I would ask you to rescue me, but I think you started this...
REALLY! I AM AT A "LOST" FOR WORDS. LOL!!!!!!!!!