Notorious BLG

Friday, June 29, 2007

What tha...?

I just do not get it girls... Men think we are the crazy ones... Ok, so I met this guy, and he was "PERFECT", really! I could not find anything wrong with him, but he had a "slow metabolism for relationships", hey ok... After this I think I have a bulimic metabolism for them.
So, meet a guy...
Gorgeous, successful, amazing, charming, gorgeous, sweet, thoughtful, gentle, did I mention GORGEOUS?!? We spend the first 4 days/nights talking and enjoying one anothers' company, and then take a few days... ok no biggie, so our busy schedules seem to miss each other, then mis-understanding, and then we all know what happens next... BLG DRUNK DIALED!!!!! I know! RIDICULOUS!!! But, I did. Several times too...
PATHETIC!!!!!!
He never spoke to me again... At least not to date. I did not mean to creep him out... You know how I can be... I get nervous when I really like someone, and act crazy for a spell... But, NOPE!!! No interest in knowing that I am not really crazy. I am great as long as we are only friends, but if there is any "romantic" interest I am like a guy... I tuck tail and run... Well, I turn on the whew-hoo, and run them off... This was the record! 4 days, technically 8 before he ran, but I still am not sure what I did outside of drunk dial.
Lend some advice fellas... Shump?Marcie?Lips?
I do not know why I try to run off the great ones, and always seem to keep the assholes around, but I think I need to give up trying. I think I am better suited to be the old cranky cat lady.... :(
Ok then, pity-party over... Maybe he will realize I am a nice person and we can be friends like the rest of us. Do you think it is rude to ask for STD tests before considering doing laundry? I thought it was fine... did this do it? Oh well, not changing that rule... hmmmmm.
Back to work...
BLG

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Apologies...

Sorry to my two loyal readers. LOL. I have been so busy that I have not even been online. School has begun again, and life just took another dip. CRAZY! really... So, I have not seen much of my friends lately either and I am totally missing them!!! Keith, thanks for stopping by. You and Kara need to come for a visit, and Lil' Man could use a new Swirly. I am sorry I bailed on you two last night. I felt horrible, and I did not want to get anyone sick. I am still a bit under the weather, but I would love to see you both. Shumpy! Same goes- where are you hiding! :)

Well, I changed my major from Pre-Med to Criminal Justice, so we will see if I change my mind again before I finish. I really do know what I want, I am just not sure which avenue to take.

Well, I will make an effort to show up more than once a month. :)

BLG