A response to the FUNK!!!

Hola Chica! I feel ya!

The thing is that even when men have Betty Crocker (and interesting that you picked Marilyn Monroe) that they still are not happy, so they will inevitably end up on that bar stool doing more of that bitching and still wonder... what more can I do?

Like you said, my friend, they can grow up!! That is why there are so many of us single...

Let me ask you...

1. Betty Crocker in the kitchen... so you have this AMAZING cook, and does he appreciate it? or does he eat, dirty some dishes and return to the bar room perch?

2. Martha Stewart in the home... so you clean, and decorate and take the time to give him a beautiful home, but does he appreciate it? how could he? He is camped out at the local tavern.

3. June Cleaver with the kids... this is a catch 22, men of course want the best mom for the kids, because then they do not have to do anything, and they can return to the stoop in the pub.

4. Marilyn Monroe (Jenna Jameson, whoever) in the bedroom... OF COURSE!!! Who does not want their fantasies played out, but unfortunately the only guy that appreciates it is the one who does not get it... Again, sitting at the open bar bitching, and hoping that the mesmerizing mistress shows up while choking down a flat tap beer, just so it won't cost too much, so he can in his head justify to the wife why he spent so much cash.

We have fantasies too! So what if it is watching Matthew McConnoughy playing the bongos naked in the living room getting high… AT LEAST HE IS AT HOME!!!!

A Funk

I read something today that just lit a fire in me and pissed me off.
" the wife has been in a funk for a while. Sadly everything he has done to try and lift her spirits has not worked. I felt for the guy. I could tell he loved the woman but was at the end of the rope.
I can tell you it is no fun living with someone that is in a funk or in a bad place."
My comment to that is if you were at home instead of sitting on a bar stood getting snookered bi*ching about your wife to a total stranger MAYBE you wouldn't have so many problems at home and your current wife wouldn't be in a funk!
To all the men out there whining like a little baby that needs his Mommy because you aren't getting a Betty Crocker in the kitchen and a Marylin Monroe in the bedroom grow up! Women have to take care of kids, cooking, cleaning, working, laundry, finances getting maybe 4 decent hours of sleep a night. Do we whine, not so much. We suck it up and do it while the man sits on his bar stool bi*ching to a stranger whining like a spoiled brat.